If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child.

This is a little tribute to my hilarious, wonderful and beautiful sister, Callie.  Happy 29th, today!

As a younger sister, I was often the guinea pig for experiments, got in trouble for borrowing her clothes without asking, and was threatened not to tattle when I'd catch her sneaking out past curfew...among other things.  But we have also shared secrets, cried to each other, and laughed so hard we've peed our pants.  

From winning Britney Spears dance-alike contests to holding the record for the most hilarious blind date stories, she is quite the life of the party.  And she has been my best friend since the beginning of my existence.  

Love you, Cal. I hope this year is the best one yet.

"Some people lay in their beds and cry themselves to sleep at night because they are not Callie Kofoed"
I guess only you'll get that one, Callie. : )